“SMOOTH LIKE SUEDE! KEV-IN WADE!!”

Filed in National by on August 16, 2012

Look. Carper is going to coast back into the Senate for another 6 years and be just the big a-hole lackey for the 1% that he has always been. That is a given, so can we at least have a little fun with our foreknowledge of events?

At some point in the near future Tom Carper is going to be out of his bunker giving a big novelty check to some volunteer fire company. Likewise, Kevin Wade will be at some watermelon eating contest and will therefor be exposed to the public.

When either of these things happen, can you guys do me a big favor and start chanting “SMOOTH LIKE SUEDE !!!” and the rejoinder chant, “KEV-IN WADE!!”

It would really make my decade if you could do that, and people in the crowd started picking up the chant. Whatever is one better than ‘cloud 9′ is where I would be. “Cloud 10?”

Wade would get a sudden false sense of hope and TC would know that we know that he is a big ol’ d-bag.

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  1. cassandra_m says:

    I think that there a couple of scheduled debates on October where there may be a chance for this kind of thing.

  2. Andrew Groff says:

    Debates? Debates? We don’t need no stickin debates! It’s just campaign minions prostrating themselves over their pseudo-icons.

  3. bamboozer says:

    Cheer up, old ugly can’t live forever, even if the electorate is too dense to get rid of him. And sure, he’ll be the same old bought and paid for servant of the rich and corporations. But it could be far worse.

  4. Jason I have stepped forward to challenge Carper in this September 11th Democratic primary so that we just don’t send the same broken 1% representative. We have challenged Carper to a Debate this Tuesday 21st at the Newark Senior Center. The Question is will he show? Or is the bunker to comfortable? The Voters need to see us debate. Thanks Keith Spanarelli US Senate Candidate for Delaware http://www.kspan.com Jason we should talk.

  5. KSPAN says:

    Keith – speaking of bunkers….. Has anyone actually ever seen you in person? What a joke. Your main policy proposal is to put a live camera in your Senate office. Do you any extra tinfoil left over after you’re done making your hats? I’m sure Carper is really worried about debating you.

    Also, while you preach progressivism here maybe someone should talk to the First State Patriots group, who you spoke to last week. The one where you trashed the President and “obamacare”? You’re to the right of Carper.

    Also, who organized the “debate” Keith? You said we?

  6. Several of my events are listed on my website, http://www.kspan.com (including our debate on August 21). I welcome you and others to join me at any one of them. If you have events that you would like me to attend let me know. We could discuss my ideas further – including the idea of increasing government accountability through KSPAN. I thoroughly enjoyed getting to speak with members of the First State Patriots last week. I was clear that I am disappointed by the President, and that I feel it is our responsibility as citizens to challenge our leaders and hold them to a high standard. I will not apologize for that.