Poll: What Are Wingnuts Worrying About Today?

Filed in National by on April 9, 2009

Turning Gay 

Mexicans

The China Dollar 

Imminent Gun Confiscation

Tea Bag Protest Sign Spelling

Sanctity of Their Third Marriage 

ACORN Infiltrators

Welfare Queens Driving Cadillacs

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:

    I think they’re worrying about all those things. I picked ACORN infiltrators as #1, but I have to say Tea bag protest sign spelling is my #2. BTW, is there any planned DL coverage of the Wilmington Tea Party protest?

  2. Rebecca says:

    I picked the third marriage thing.

    The other day it finally dawned on me why old, white men, read Newt, love religion so much. No matter how awful you have been in the past, you can stand up and mouth some words and be forgiven for all your awful, horrible, greedy, no-good deeds. And it is the fundie churches who push this the hardest. Sorry to my Catholic friends, but they’re back to selling indulgences, and the fundamentalist are offering re-birth with no consequences for past sins. Suddenly I understand. Its the get-out-of-jail-free card for all the old, white, greedy, evil guys and it ties in directly with the Republican party. Eureka!

  3. RSmitty says:

    Received a blast-o-mail yesterday. I think it’s going to be ACORN and their staffing of the upcoming census count. Larrimore even put a blog up about it already on Resolute Determination.

    So, my guess is ACORN.

  4. jason330 says:

    I wanted to force a choice by not giving an “All of the Above” choice. But you have to admit that a whole hell of a lot of wingnut mind space is taken up by worrying about insane shit.

  5. cassandra_m says:

    You could post this poll every day for a year and they’d have something that they are whinging about. Because it is the whinging that counts — not the subject of the whinge. I suspect that if they stop feeling victimized, they wouldn’t be able to get up in the AM.

    And that ACORN thing — anyone remember when ACORN was supposed to get massive amounts of the Stimulus money? Right. Wingnuts are basically working on a formula now.

  6. Unstable Isotope says:

    They spend a lot of time worrying about teh gay, that’s for sure.

  7. anon says:

    Just trying to find something that sticks to the wall. And if nothing sticks, they will point to the whole list as if it was real.

  8. a. price says:

    is there an “all of the above” ?

  9. pandora says:

    I picked turning gay – although admitting they’re gay might be a more appropriate choice.

  10. RSmitty says:

    Sanctity of Their Third Marriage

    I just now realized this said THIRD marriage. It would 😆 if not so prevalent.

  11. Unstable Isotope says:

    These self-proclaimed defenders of heterosexual marriage do sure seem to find gay marriage awful tempting, don’t they?

  12. Mark H says:

    Hey, leave the 3rd marriage alone. There are some of us that thought the more marriages, the better. 🙂

  13. Unstable Isotope says:

    I don’t think the wingnuts will have to worry about their sign spelling. For the low, low price of $20, they can buy a sign!

    In the thread, it also mentions they can buy teabags for $1/ea. Is this part of the conservative free market ideal I keep hearing about?

  14. jason330 says:

    UI,

    I love the comments in that thread. “This is good news for the McCain campaign!”

    and…

    Encourage any wingnuts you know to buy this hat.

  15. Unstable Isotope says:

    ROFL at the hat. I feel like I should buy one and linger at the Wilmington tea party, but I’m afraid I might meet someone who actually knows the other definition.