HILARIOUS UPDATE: Reading the teabags among other things

Filed in National by on April 14, 2009

See bottom for update:If you didn’t know the teabaggers have a facebook page or 2.  It seems that the astroturf organizing has spread more like dandelions in the spring or better yet crabgrass actually.  There are 3 or 4 “groups” on Facebook and each have a few nice comments that really get you fired up and ready to teabag the hell out of someone.

Founders Values (Wilmington, DE) wrote
at 8:50am
Dover will have some speakers on taxes and the economy (I’m still working on getting names from the Dover organizer) but I know that it’s going to be a very upbeat rally with a lot of music and patriotism in the air.

HEEEEEEHAAAAAWWWWWWW, Patriotism in the air Boys!  YHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHH….or Pollen (cough, cough)

And if your spirits are down don’t worry, that’s nothing but a conspiracy too:

Larry L Tebo wrote
at 11:31am yesterday
While listening to Chicago WLS-AM radio on the net, I just heard a person ranting that the Tea Parties are nothing but “Klan rallies against our president (Obama)”. BEWARE of such methods, inspired by Saul Alinsky (“Rules For Radicals”) to disrupt, discredit, and intimidate Americans who are protesting NOT the race of ANYONE, but the utter CORRUPTION of our guvmint. It’s not white or black…it’s RIGHT versus WRONG.
Got that f’ers!  Beware!  Saul Alinsky (is he a jew?) Liz?  Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t Right v. Wrong usually Black v. White for these people?  
Founders Values (Wilmington, DE) wrote
at 9:15am on April 10th, 2009
We’re long past a government that cannot spend what it cannot pay. We’re writing checks on the backs of generations of Americans that haven’t even been born yet. A tax revolt wouldn’t do much good now I am afraid. No, we’ve got to change the culture of reelecting the same CRIMINALS to office.

Lookup Tom Delay, Larry Craig, Bob Ney, John Atkins…Never mind that! Real Criminals!

Bill Lighthall (Baton Rouge, LA) wrote
at 8:27pm on April 9th, 2009
It is time for action… TAX REVOLT NOW!!! Not just symbolic gestures… It is time we stop all the spending now… We refuse to pay federal income tax, then they are powerless… They can’t spend what we won’t pay…

HELLLLLOOOOOOO IRS? You readin this? Oh, Bill is one of those Man of Action guys too

Not Attending (45)


Bill Lighthall Bill Lee

Yep, Him and Bill Lee….NOT ATTENDING!

Nate Taylor (Wilmington, DE) wrote
at 12:34pm on April 9th, 2009
I’m bringing at least one non-facebook friend

You read that! AT LEAST! IN! YOUR! FACE!  This is gonna be teh Awesome people.  We are taking the country back. One non facebook guest at a time.

I shit you not on this next commenter:

Bj Peters wrote
at 8:18am on March 28th, 2009
I have ancestors that have fought in every war to secure my freedoms. It’s time I stepped up to the plate. How hard is it for us to show up and show we’re tired of those who want to ditch Capitalism by creating their long drempt of Socialist society.

Insert Crickets chirping

And next this guy gets into the spirit of a revolution 21st centurty style.  Apparently answering BJ Peters above comment it’s pretty hard to step up to the plate:

David Vezmar (Dover, DE) wrote
at 5:29am on March 20th, 2009
Please make these in the evening. Most people who would come work during the day. Thanks
and as always there is some asshole ruining it for everyone:
Don Hussein Sqyuishy Viti wrote
at 11:26am
I can’t wait to Teabag someone! woohoooo
Hiiiizzzzaaaaah!
Today at 11:44am
Now that you have brought your pointless comment, do you feel better? You’re attack is not original. It’s typical liberal hate and I got the same emails from Huffington Post, Daily KOS, etc. suggesting that we use “Teabag” because of its connotation but really, you must be a very young, very impotent, very annoying child to actually think that you’re silly comment is going to do anything other than make yourself look stupid. Thanks for visiting our site and please come back again soon.

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  1. pandora says:

    LOL! That last comment didn’t ruin it for me!

  2. Sharon Peters says:

    Hey! Lay off my man, BJ!

    😉

    but if you want to swingbag…..

  3. Von Cracker says:

    These losers have zero idea of what they’re doing…or better put – doing it for.

  4. Unstable Isotope says:

    You might like this link. The very funny TBogg doesn’t even need to comment.

  5. jason330 says:

    Man Oh man. There is some patriot-jism in the air.

    I loved the guy calling out those armchair revolutionaires who was followed by the guy who asked fo rthe rally to be held at night.

    Classic!

  6. Unstable Isotope says:

    Those conservatives have obviously not gone Galt yet, Jason.

  7. anon says:

    I actually think their mis-understanding of the original Tea Party is way funnier than the …uhh… anatomical joke.

  8. RSmitty says:

    …you must be a very young, very impotent, very annoying child…

    Obviously clueless and stupid. He called you “young.” 😛

    Thanks for visiting our site and please come back again soon.
    Why do I get a Protack (or his minions) feel about this???