Get Those Black Helicopters Ready, Boys

Filed in National by on April 22, 2009

The Ohio Militia is calling for a “Million Man Militia March” on DC for July 4. Here’s their video:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iq9bDs9_RcY[/youtube]

So I wonder why an organizer of this thing needs to mask his voice?

This, I think, is a ripe candidate for reality TV. Watching these guys try to get a permit to carry firearms on the Mall, in Washington DC would be worth paying for cable for a few weeks. And how many of these guys will show up where cameras can see them (especially since they won’t use their real voices)? Even better, how many of these guys will show up in a place with a majority African American population? Wonder if I could broker a deal to have the Fruit of Islam provide bodyguard and escort services for these protesters?

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  1. anon says:

    Can we line up Reagan Interational Airport with fully fueled transport aircraft wingtip-t0-wingtip and invite these militia members to go to Pakistan to hunt bin Laden?

  2. pandora says:

    I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. This is a fail on so many levels. Stupid people with guns – not a winning combination.

  3. Miscreant says:

    It seems like it would be a wonderful opportunity for Homeland Security to … gather information.

  4. a. price says:

    jesus christ dude. “lets march towards the white house with guns! it wont be violent, we aren’t racist” these people are either bad liars, or very stupid, either way, THEY are the unstable morons who shouldn’t be allowed to have guns.

  5. anonone says:

    This is just another example of President Obama failing to keep us safe.

  6. jason330 says:

    “…no felons…”

    I feel better.

    Seriously, 1 million armed protesters?

    A) there is no way in hell they could muster over 100 and

    B) The Park Police, the DC Police, The FBI, The Secret Service and every sane resident of DC would have a major problem with the granting of a marching permit.

    C) if they got to 1 million armed wingnuts, the probability of them shooting each other would be 100%.

  7. Geezer says:

    Oh, I think they could muster 10,000. Which would lead to the joke, “What has 20,000 legs and an IQ of 300?”

  8. Unstable Isotope says:

    They are just falling into a self-reinforcing cycle. They’ll go to Washington (nowhere near 1M, IMO) and the police will take their guns, thus proving that Obama will take their guns.

  9. Another Mike says:

    “if they got to 1 million armed wingnuts, the probability of them shooting each other would be 100%.”

    America’s best new spectator sport.

  10. delacrat says:

    Did anyone get what they are supposed to be protesting ?

  11. jason330 says:

    nope.

    And I just listened again. The best I could get was that he is angry that “nothing” is being done. People complain but “nothing” comes of it.