Cheney in Hospital….Again

Former Vice President Dick Cheney was hospitalized yesterday afternoon after “experiencing discomfort,” according to the AP. Yo, Dick, that discomfort is called your conscience.

It’s unknown is Cheney’s condition if related to his long history of heart issues (he was hospitalized in February for a fifth “mild” heart attack), but Cheney’s spokesman said the 69-year-old would probably remain at George Washington Hospital over the weekend.

You know, one of the first questions I will ask God if I should make it to Heaven is why exactly he allowed Cheney to survive five (and maybe now six) heart attacks when he let innocent children the world over die.