Jokers to the Right Hits the Wingnut Trifecta
Dependably idiotic, Ryan at JTTR has the following deep thoughts on Iraq:
1) …there is no military-only solution to stabilizing Iraq…
2) …we are losing the war in part because we are losing public support for it…because there are so few reports that demonstrate enough progress being made…
3) I think we need to give the surge a chance.
Oh, where to start? If only he was able to lift his head from his dorm room risk game long enough to listen to reason four years ago – I could have told him that a “military-only solution” was not workable. But Nooooo…he had to cheerlead for the “Toby Keith” approach.
Oh well. That is so much spilled milk. Ryan is now wondering why bombing the shit out of everything and randomly killing folks is not winning the Iraqis over to the idea of Freedom and Democracy. It looked so good on paper, right?
In a way it is entertaining to watch Ryan grope for an explanation for this riddle that fits his worldview. Because you know what is coming….wait for it…..YES!
It is the media’s fault for not printing the GOOD news about Iraq. (Damn media!!)
Well, that explains why Iraq is FUBAR – but what to do now? If you guessed “stay the course” you, like Ryan, win the wingnut trifecta. If only he had blamed President Clinton for the USS Cole bombing he would have been eligible for the big money round.
Better luck next time Ryan.
Someone clue him in.. there is not enough progress being made, it ain’t the reporting that is the problem.
Well the reporting is all about to change, once the RedState.com guys start sending bsck their reports. If there is good news, they will find it, even if they have to make it up. And if there is bad news, they will expose how it’s the Democrats’ fault.
Listen Jason there appears to be something you don’t understand. The government is telling you what we should be watching for a reason. Big brother knows best. I mean, who doesn’t know that by now. The sooner you start listening to your government and start understanding that they are doing for you and YOUR country the happier you will be.
War is Peace Jason. Didn’t you know that?
Ryan already has the figured out, and is way ahead of the curve.
Posting just because I like it:
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