Honestly you can’t make this shit up when it comes to this administration.
did anyone hear about the book Laura Bush read on Easter Sunday to the children? NO? OMG, grab a seat please.
Do you know the premise of the book? NO?
Duck is tired of doing his chores (mowing the lawn and grinding the coffee beans), and decides to hold an election to replace Farmer Brown. When he wins, Duck quickly realizes that running a farm requires too much hard work, and sets out to run for governor. With the help of the hens, and speeches “that only other ducks can understand,” he eventually ends up running the country. Executive office gives him a headache, however, so Duck returns to the farm to work on his autobiography
You honestly can’t make this shit up people, (sigh) you just can’t.