Do you ever read an article and just FEEL like it was talking about you?
It is kind of erie when the words you are reading evoke such spot on feelings. Here I was searching for an article with meaning. Then BAM it hit me!!!
When Your Spouse is Hotter than You
Marrying a few degrees up or down the hotness scale. Refusing to stay within your cute-gory.
Personally, I suffer from being Hotter than my wife and it is a real curse. At the time I didn’t think I was marrying down. But society has made that choice for me, unfortunately for her I guess. I can’t go anywhere without feeling like a piece of meat, an object, a toy to be played with. It is horrible and I can only feel pity for my wife, the poor thing. She is saddled with a trophy husband. I have offered to share myself, so other women will enjoy the fruits of my loom, but she opposes and I must oblige that wish even if God blessed me with such beauty.
I’m not going to lie, my wife is pretty hot though. She has got a killer ass. I can watch her leaving all day long. Personally, I like watching her leave the room when I’m on the computer, watching football, basketball, politics, news, Scrubs, Lost, Survivor, sleeping, reading a book, breathing but….I digress.
I must add that my wife is pretty strong too (strong like ox) She was a gymnist and can do a headstand into a handstand to this day. That is some serious strength I dare you to try it. I love my wife, I really do. To go through what she must endure day in and day out when we go anywhere takes a strong woman both mentally and physically.
I try to look unattractive for her most times, but I can pull just about any look off without a problem. Sometimes even my most focused attempts to look slovenly go wrong and I am faced with stares and oogles. It is my cross to bear though and I will do it without complaining. I am strong like that. Even though I can’t sympathize with my wife, I can empathize what it must be like for her.
The other day my daughter told me “That shirt looks good on you Dad” I immediately corrected her and said, “No sweetheart, I make the shirt look good.” It’s hard being this hot, but at my age I have learned to deal with it.
So if you see me out this weekend I most likely wont be wearing a shirt.
don’t say I didn’t warn you
but I can pull just about any look off without a problem.
Hey Zoolander,
You mean Blue Steel?
Unfortunately, its completely the other way around with me and wifey. However, I have picked up on the idea that she should bring another hot chick into the picture in order to “share the wealth”, however, that idea was met with icy silence.
(I thought from my research in Penthouse that that kind of thing was ‘natural’?)
Spoken like a world weary pizza delivery boy.
Hooray it’s Friday and another great giggle from DonViti! Thanks for kicking off the weekend with a good laugh!
Onward!
rebecca,
I’m not sure why you are giggling, it can be a curse at times.
Do I sense the beginning of a Friday theme here?
First there’s Barbeque, now a discussion of the objective hotness of donviti.
Are we working up to Hot or Not Fridays as a regular feature?
Sorry…