Breaking News! New War on Terror Plan to be Unveiled
I realize Jason may use the Breaking News thing a little too often, but this is Breaking news Donviti Style!
I just read that George Bush and the Neo Cons will be implementing a new plan that will rid the planet, that’s right, the entire planet of TERRORISTS! He is going to take away their air! That’s right, take away their air. I for one think this is a brilliant plan.
Think about it for a second. Not only will you win the war on terror by killing all the terrorists, but shit, you knock out the war on drugs, war on education, war on Aids, War on Domestic Violence, War on Poverty, War on the Middle Class, War on the Immigration, War on Abortion and countless other wars going on in the United States. Hell, it’s a no brainer people!
Already Bush has taken so many things from the terrorists and those bastards keep killing people. This is the next logical step as they see it. Air isn’t free! Freedom is free GOD DAMNIT! And they want to destroy our freedom, so we in turn will destroy their air! I am on board with this and think it will work!
No word on how this will be done without killing the entire planet and everything that inhabits it, but apparenlty that is a drawback they are looking past. The terrorists target innocent civilians. So we as Americans fighting to free those innocent people, may have to kill a few innocents ourselves, to kill the terrorists and in turn free the ones that weren’t killed by us….or them.
God speed everyone I hope this works!
Tags: Bush's FUBAR War
Vacuum Accomplished!!
“You are either with us or against us, and I’m not very interested which.”
Hollywood liberals have been doing more than their share by flying in private jets which help pollute the air and slowly poison all of us. Bipartisanship at its finest.
ready class?
and stretch and reach and stretch and reach
good job ladies, remember keep those abs tight!
Now this time, remember to exhale!
Ready?!!! Nowwwwwww,
grab straws and reach, grab straws and reach, keep it going, that’s right, grab that straw Ethel, You too Earline! Great job people!
great job class!
You can relax. Your breath of fresh air arrived around here the same day I did. Helped clear out all of that stale libby air…
…and your welcome!
I’m sure Commander Guy, as Bush revealed his superhero identity the other day, will have no problem sucking all the air into his mighty lungs killing the threat to freedom. Would I be wrong to guess that Cheney’s buddies at Haliburton have the contract to sale the air back to the planet?
Donviti, whats up man?
not much beach, had to shut down the other won and come to a winning team, glad to see you visit, I’ve weaseled my way in over here spread the word for me…errr, us!
won? I meant one, watching the cav/nets