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Who God asked Abraham to sacrifice?

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  1. The Professor says:

    Isaac.

  2. The Professor says:

    …if I understand the question.

  3. David says:

    According to which religion?

  4. Disbelief says:

    In order to prove his faith. At the last minute, God said:

    “Psych!!! Just kidding! Thanks for believing in me an’ shit! Guaranteed place in Heaven!”
    As a bonus, in the future you’ll get to torture in Hell a guy named Falwell. I’ll explain everyting later. I’m working on a clone I’m calling Jesus now, so I’ll have to get back to you (no, he’s not Puerto Rican). But, and here’s the kicker, he won’t really be Jewish either!!! Later, dude.”

  5. jason330 says:

    “God said Psych!!” would be a good title for Norman Mailer novel.

  6. David says:

    Close, Julie Sweeney has a movie called “God said Ha!”

  7. donviti says:

    david is right…

    which religion is the point of the question.

    one is isaace the other is ishmail…

    a pretty significant answer when it comes to religion.

    the question to this question is….

    which person is right..or better asked

    which religion is right?

  8. Disbief says:

    When it comes down to a bunch of self-appointed experts arguing about the sound of one hand clapping or the amount of angels that can dance on the head of a pin, I’m pretty much glazed over.