My email to Mike Castle’s mouthpiece, Elizabeth “Wenky” Wenk

Elizabeth,

Hi! I haven’t emailed in a while ‘cuz I know how busy you are going on lobbyist paid junkets. Well, I hope this catches you between trips and you can take a second to get back to me.

I was wondering if Mike Castle is going to continue to support the President in light of the fact that the President has stated that he wants to keep troops in Iraq for 50 more years?

In the past Mike has taken the position that he support the Baker/Hamilton Commision’s findings and wanted to see the US engage in more diplomatic activity. Since this recent announcement is a dramatic departure from Baker/Hamilton I was thinking that Mike might finally come to the conclusion that he was wrong to support George Bush all these years.

Well, like I said, I know you are busy so If you can’t get back to me I’ll chalk it up to the fact that Aventis is buying you margaritas somewhere.

Cheers!

Your fan,

Jason

Delawareliberal.net

(Note: the version I sent to Elizabeth was rife with typos (natch) and reeked of Old Spice body wash.)