Delaware Liberal

It’s not bribery it’s work!

I’m in Mexico this week.  Actually right about now I’m on a plane. NO, no, I’m not on vacation though.  It is part of the Donviti Immigration Guest Worker Investigation Program actually.  I’m going to Mexico to see why these people (for those of you that are rascist democrats when I say “these people” I mean beaners) anywho, I’m going to see why these people wink, wink Hate Mexico.  And “invade” our country, bring disease and bugs with them and in general ruin our country, more specifically beautiful Elsmere. 

Since Jason has advertised on the radio we have been hit with lobbying companies left and right. I took up the Speak English Only lobby on their offer to show me how the Mexicans live in the lowlands known as Puerto Vallarta. Translated I think it means – “lowly person that hates their country and will run to America to ruin theirs by not speaking English, stealing their women and eating their babies”  That is a loose translation but you guys get the point. 

I plan on learning how to buy beer, snorkel, use peso’s and feel like a superior human being in a foreign land.  I’ve been reading up on how to handle myself as an American and apparently if they don’t understand English you JUST YELL REALLY LOUD AND it sinks in.  That technique can be used anywhere in the world too.

I’ll report back all my findings next week, but for the remainder of the week I be dropping some loads here and there for you all to read. 

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