Delaware Liberal

My day as an illegal

Well, I’m here!!!! wooohooo and things are going great.  I don’t get why “them people” hate their country so much.  There is so much to see and do.  Sure it costs a little more for them to the same things I am doing.  40% more but what’s 40% to a person using Pesos?  These things are cheap!  You can get them anywhere quite honestly and they took my Bank of America card with glee.  Actually, they pointed at it and made the sign of the cross when they saw it.  I’m not sure what that was about, but no doubt they like me and my money! 

I can’t imagine why people want to leave this place.  This fact finding mission I am on courtesy of some very nice lobbyists is great.  I mean all the wonderful things you can do here in Mexico are endless.  Take for instance this resort.  It is teeming with people and I’m sure they could hire more.  My guess is though you can’t get these people to do the jobs that Mexicans don’t want to do.  I guess maybe some Costa Ricans or Belizeans will have to migrate here and steal ther jobs.

All they need to do is just speak English and they got it made out here.  I mean seriously.  I don’t understand why they don’t teach English to these guys. It would make better sense.  That is going to be the first thing I do when I get back.  

Note to self:  Try to make all of Mexico speak English

 Oh well that is all for today..

“huh?, No honey, don’t carry that! Are you crazy, have that Mexican lady do it!  She needs the money!”

adios!

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