Holy Joe on Scooter

In a statement issued today, Senator Joe Biden decried the commuted sentence for former vice presidential chief of staff I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby. “It is time for the American people to be heard,” said Biden. “I call for all Americans to flood the White House with phone calls tomorrow expressing their outrage over this blatant disregard for the rule of law.”

I plan on lying underoath and calling the president to commute my sentence. As soon as I break the law and smear someone that disagrees with me.