The gays did it.

Filed in National by on August 11, 2007

35W Bridge Collapse Caused by Gays

That odious weasel Fred Phelps and his gang of miscreants are planning to protest at the funerals of the people killed when the 35W bridge collapsed recently in the US. Why? Well, to explain to the families of the bereaved, by means of picketing, that God killed their loved ones in revenge for America’s wanton tolerance of homosexuality, of course.

Apparently the signs that the protesters will be waving will include comments such as “God hates fags” and “Thank God for 9/11″.

I believe Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are the perfect argument that God is either non-existent, or an utter bastard.

– Moonflake

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  1. jason330 says:

    I posted this because Phelps is Mike Matthews favorite clergyman.

    In reality we all know that it was not the gays – but our high corporate tax rates that caused the 35W bridge to collapse.

  2. Duffy says:

    Who knew Gays were so powerful? I now fear th em

  3. Chris says:

    “I believe Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are the perfect argument that God is either non-existent, or an utter bastard.”

    More likely that they have become a cult cut off from God. Were we still in the days of the Apostle Paul, we would be looking at a new book in the bible: the Book of Westobians. Where he calls them on the carpet and lets them know that they have taken a major wrong turn on their journey.

    No Christians that I know, and certainly not myself, support this modern day Jim Jones. And I wouldn’t sniff, let alone drink, any of Kool-Aid they are handing out.