On this day in Delawareliberal history

Filed in National by on September 2, 2007

For old times sake…

Around the Horn Friday: The DELAWARE BLOGOPHERE MOVIE Edition

JL Miller at the NJ is doing a “Delaware Bloggers” story. I don’t know when when it is coming out – but when it does I expect it will be turned into a best selling paperback and the movie rights will go for millions if not billions.

So we need to start thinking about who we want to play us in the Delawareblogopshere movie. I’ll get the ball rolling, but please let me know where I mess up and who I left out.

ME: The affable team player and perennial sidekick played by Oliver Platt

Dana: the leftists poet/perfectionist who just wants the Democrats to be better – played by: Tony Shalhoub
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Celia Cohen: The “hanger-on” – played by Linda Hunt.
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Dave Burris: The guy you hate to like played by – the other black guy in “Fresh Prince of Bell Air” Will Smith’s upper-class cousin…Alfonso Ribeiro.
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Politakid: The midget – played by Herve Villachez
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Karmic Jay the philosophical nija – played by Abhishek Bachchan.
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Nancy Willing the disappointed teacher who knows you could be doing so much better if you only applied yourself – played by Bonnie Hunt.
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Hube: the surly libertarian – played by Ted Nugent.
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Donviti:the pissed-off-Caveman-from-the-Gieco-commercial-type – played by the pissed off Caveman from the Gieco commercial.

Tommywonk: the dad-type with a bad-ass streak – played by Robert De Niro.
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Kilroy:the dad-type without the bad-ass streak – played by Dustin Hoffman.
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Mike M:the scene stealing hipster played by Vince Vaughn.
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This movie will give a new meaning to the phrase “opening week gross”. Enjoy your celebrity status this weekend and Peace Out!

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  1. Kilroy Was Here says:

    Sorry dude, I promise that role to Al Pacino

  2. Disbelief says:

    Disbelief = Matt Damon. Badass CIA trained ninja with a heart of gold.

  3. Delaware Dem says:

    Delaware Dem: the evil national blogger looking to dailykos-ize his home state, played by Josh Lyman…er ah..Bradley Whitford

  4. Dana says:

    You forgot Art Downs, the South Park Republican, played by Cartman.

  5. Creative. Of course I like to like Dave Burris.

  6. tommywonk says:

    Bob Redford and Harrison Ford weren’t available?

  7. mmahaffie says:

    Ol’ Vince is going to have to put on a few pounds if he expects to play me…..

  8. r smitty says:

    Whatever happened to Politikid?

  9. anon says:

    Hube is a libertarian? Riiiiiight.