Yep, we were safer with Republicans in office

Filed in National by on September 6, 2007

The Homeland Security Department has failed to meet even half its performance expectations in the four years it has been in existence, Congressional auditors have concluded in a draft report obtained by The Associated Press.

See, by failing to meet half of expectations, they left themselves more work to do.   And more amusingly…

 The department disagreed with the findings of the report, particularly with the way auditors defined and measured progress. The report, prepared by the Government Accountability Office, is to be released Thursday

Now isn’t that a shocker?  The Dept disagreed.  I liken it to that hot chick in your Math class in college that was dumb as shit, you knew it, the entire class knew it and even the teacher knew it, but when she got her test back and it showed she failed she would still go to the teacher after class and argue and try to get her grade changed. 

Here is a great line that sums up this administration:

The department has had success developing plans, but has not always been able to carry out the programs,

Now if that doesn’t sum up this administration I don’t know what is.

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  1. Rebecca says:

    It always amazes me that our citizens vote for people who believe that government can’t work. It becomes a self-fulfilling prophesy. And these guys not only believe that government can’t work but that government is best used as a giant gravy train for themselves and their cronies. So you not only get bad government but you get the most expensive government in the history of the world.

  2. Dorian Gray says:

    Can someone explain what else we’re suppose to do. Hube or Chris or some other kool aid drinker.

    So Saddam had no WMD and W knew ahead of time but dismissed it. http://www.salon.com/opinion/blumenthal/2007/09/06/bush_wmd/?source=newsletter

    Iraq had no Al Qaeda in country until after the invasion.

    Bush claims that he wanted to keep the military intact, but Bremmer’s letter proves he signed off on de-Baathification.

    Abu Grahib…

    Now they can’t agree on what benchmarks have and even can be met.

    How long do we have to put up with this? Oh, that’s right, forever… because of 9/11. Sorry, I forgot. I hated America there for a minute.

  3. jason330 says:

    All the R’s running for PResident were falling all over themselves last night to prove that they have the most pure Bushian vision.

  4. donviti says:

    you still hate America with that type of rhetoric you homo loving liberal pot smoker

  5. Dorian Gray says:

    Thanks Donviti.

    You know, a noted Republican was involved in a completely avoidable 97 car pile-up last night. 27 people were killed and a major highway will probably be closed for several months… but her insurance is good so she’ll be able to buy a new car. So it all works out in the end.

    …analogous?

  6. Joe Lieberman chairs the Homeland Security commitee

  7. Rebecca says:

    I didn’t know that Nancy — Now it all becomes clear.

  8. J says:

    Correction…Yep, we ARE safer with Republicans in office

  9. Von Cracker says:

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    J’s funny!