So I’ve been hearing this buzzing around the interwebs about the world getting hotter or some such thing. I think some people are just too “in love” with the cold. Let’s face it, in the winter it gets cold. Who needs that? How cool will it be to go to the beach in January and have decent restaurants open?
Also, think about how much money and effort we will save when the Northwest Passage opens up and we don’t have to keep propping up dictators in Central America because Panama happens to have a canal there. The Canadians are so much more pleasant to deal with, since they recognize that we are a superior culture.
Anyway, I’m a little off topic here. To sum up global warming sounds like a win, win, win situation. Oh and I just bought a ton of land at 20 feet above sea level. Eat it Trump!