Some Porn for Romneyphiles

Filed in National by on September 20, 2007

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Supertext: Sexy!!

Subtext: Democrats are bad, much worser than HILTER!!!

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. Rebecca says:

    Eeewww the slime, the slime!

  2. I feel the excitement. Mitt can count on another donation from me. He is right on the money here. I know you guys don’t care about morality in politics so keep laughing at him all the way to winning Iowa.

  3. Von Cracker says:

    Fuck morality! That’s so subjective.

    How about reason and common sense? Or are those too nuanced for a conservative because it’s not written in a book?

  4. cassandra m says:

    You need to add the Dog-Whistle Politics Subtext:
    I’m going to accuse Democrats of all of the corrupt stuff that DeLay and Abramoff and many unindicted co-conspirators perpetrated in your name so you’ll remember how cool it was to see our mug shots.

  5. cassandra m says:

    Reason and common sense are so pre- 9/11.

  6. anon says:

    Here is how I see the “morality” dialogue amongst Republicans Mitt Romney and our friends at FSP:

    Mitt: (foot) tap-tap

    FSP: (foot) tap-tap

    Mitt: Tappety-tap-tap

    FSP: Tappety-TAP-TAP!!

    Mitt: TAP-TAP-TAP-TAP….

    FSP: (slide…)

  7. Chris says:

    “Or are those too nuanced for a conservative because it’s not written in a book?”

    Can’t be. Liberals are CONVINCED that us repubs don’t know how to read.

    What I don’t understand is all you do is complain that repubs are a mess. He is saying as much and that we need to clean up our own party. Maybe you are just angry because Dems need to do the same thing. Case in point…John Murtha. Hero once. Corrupt Democrat now.

  8. cassandra m says:

    Everytime Chris comes in here to peddle his bullsh*t, another corrupt repub gets his wings.

  9. anon says:

    Anyone notice how Chris took a powder yesterday? I couldn’t comment because he didn’t get the joke.

  10. Dana Garrett says:

    He’s complaining about Repubs acting like Dems? What a laugh. He can’t even act like himself when he was a governor.

    The effort this man is going through to create the impression that others are hypocrites and not him is astounding.

  11. cassandra m says:

    They don’t call him Multiple Choice Mitt for nuttin’….

  12. Dorian Gray says:

    Morality… that’s rich. I don’t even have to go there. VC did the deed.

    Just read about how the “Book” of Mormon came about and remember that this is Mitt’s moral basis. Joseph Smith was confidence man and a criminal.

    What a fucking joke.

  13. Von Cracker says:

    Ha! Chris thought I was ripping on conservative literacy rates! What a Joke!