I’m Special

Filed in National by on October 25, 2007

Dear Jason,

Actual size 5″ x 4″

Meet Max the elephant. He proudly sports his
Republican colors with the official
Republican National Committee logo.

Max is only available for a limited-time to our most loyal supporters like you and is sure to be snapped up quickly.  Bring Max home as a gift for your favorite Republican, child or grandchild, or to display in your own office.

Jason, we’ll send you Max today with your special contribution of at least $35.

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. Rebecca says:
    October 25, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    They are getting desparate!

  2. Dave says:
    October 25, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    Jason is special. Just ask him.

  3. Dana says:
    October 25, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    One hopes that you contributed!

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