Stylistic Progressives

Filed in National by on November 2, 2007

I used to get upset. Now I just wonder what Dana means by “stylistic progressive?”

I guess it means some phony like me who who claims to be a progressive while secretly working to prop up the corrupt RĂ©gime Ancien by working and voting against Republicans.

Maybe someday when the Stylistic Progressive like myself are lined up against a wall next to the real progressives like Dana he’ll look over at me and call me comrade and I will get to enjoy the warm rush of acceptance just before the lights go out.

I doubt it though. He’ll probably look over and say something like, “So they are shooting cultists now too?”

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  1. disbelief says:

    Hey, dammit! It was me he called a stylistic progressive.

    As soon as I figure out what that is, I’ll probably be pissed.