Breaking: World to End Friday at 1:30 p.m.

Filed in National by on November 19, 2007

In spite of the University of Delaware’s valiant attempts to stave off the end of the world God’s judgement on mankind will be passed on Friday afternoon.

So brace yourselves for fire and brimstone coming down from the skies, rivers and seas boiling, earthquakes, volcanoes, the dead rising from the grave, human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria.

Unless you are into that sort of thing. In that case, party on.

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  1. disbelief says:

    If you’re referring to the DSU vs. UD match up, I think once local merchants figure out what a draw this game is, it will quickly become an annual event.

    By the way, DSU is so juiced about this, I’ll put $10 on them against anyone (play dollars of course; wouldn’t want to violate gambling rules; only a certain select few in DE are allowed a franchise on ripping off the citizenry; as a friend of mine says, “I don’t go to the casino ’cause I figure the Widder Rollins don’t need no more money.”)

  2. anon says:

    I agree with you on DSU’s chances. They also feel like they have the magic on their side this year. In football that count.

  3. jason330 says:

    I like Keeler’s experience in playoff situations. I’ll take the $10.00 in pretend money.

  4. disbelief says:

    Done. I know where you live.

    I guess Jud’s Rant forgot to mention blogger betting anonymity.

  5. Von Cracker says:

    I hope it’s a good game, but I think my Alma Mater will prevail!

    Go! You fightin’ blue chickens!

    …wonder if Pearlman will show up?

  6. Dorian Gray says:

    I’m 95% sure I just scored two tickets. I’m a Delaware native and UD grad (like VC). I’ve been waiting for this since I was 5 years old.

  7. Von Cracker says:

    So are you taking the Ms’ or me? 😉

  8. jason330 says:

    DG,

    How? Box office?

    ticketmaster is not up yet.

  9. donviti says:

    DG is only a UD grad, because they had no other way of getting rid of him

  10. mhomewood says:

    To bring back my fond memories of watching John Taylor going all T.O (or Moss) on the MEAC in 83/84, I may go ahead and tailgate in my back yard 🙂 GO HORNETS My only question: Does my drunken semester at Del State in 1983 make me an alumnus??

  11. Dorian Gray says:

    Jason – Actually a college friend of mine from Virginia has season tickets. I am meeting him in Mexico on Saturday, but I happen to know he’s flying out Friday morning and the game is Friday aftyernoon. I didn’t want those two seats to go to waste so he is leaving them at Will Call for me!

  12. jason330 says:

    Q: Does my drunken semester at Del State in 1983 make me an alumnus??

    A: Hell yes.

  13. jason330 says:

    DG –

    Lucky bastard.

  14. Dorian Gray says:

    wheeeeee!