Funny if it weren’t true

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1. disbelief says:

   November 20, 2007 at 9:39 am

   My wife worships the ground I walk on. When I get home at the end of the day, there’s a chilled martini, shaken not stirred, waiting for me. Even my jeans have a crease, so doing yard work I still look good. The kids are always clean, cheerful and respectful. I’ve never seen her with a hair net on, and the bathroom never smells like poo. My dinner conversation is considered interesting and insightful, and political opinions are cheered loudly.

   I am not from Earth.

2. G Rex says:

   November 20, 2007 at 5:43 pm

   So I missed my window? Crap.

3. Dana says:

   November 22, 2007 at 1:10 pm

   According to the chart, you dated for six years, and were engaged for six years, before you got married. Since I know that you got married at sometime around 19 or 20, that means you had been boyfriend and girlfriend since somewhere around eight years old, and engaged at around 13 or 14.

   At least you didn’t rush into things! 🙂