Archive for November, 2007
Delawares Toll on Nearby States
Is anyone else as embarrassed about Delaware’s toll plazas as I am? We really shouldn’t be charging for our tiny stretch of 95 at all.
Training for the War on Christmas
I have been training with my fellow warriors for the past few weeks, crawling under garland barriers, avoiding mistletoe, and lots of reindeer games. I think we are just about ready for our first incursion on Christmas, building up to our assault on SHQ (Santa’s Headquarters) on the 23rd. My only fear is that the […]
I like kavips but he/she is dreaming whe it comes to Ron Paul
In response to my observation that the media narrative on Ron Paul is that he is nuts and that …“it is only going become a bigger and bigger part of the story until thte day when Paul mispeaks (or slips on a patch of ice) (or gets cake frosting on the tip of his nose) […]
Question
How has 9/11 changed your life today? 6 years later.. I still get idiots that don’t let me merge in. I still have moron’s that double park in the city. I still find myself buying cars that have the same MPG as in 1985. I was just wondering…
Bank of Oppor…Mistakes
Whoops…. In a new advertisement, Bank of America tells potential business customers that it will help them “succeed in Chicago or wherever opportunity takes” them.But executives at what is now Chicago’s No. 1 bank apparently haven’t been near Chicago’s Trump Tower. A full-page ad run by the new owner of LaSalle Bank features a Chicago […]
Governor Minner to visit new Henry C. Conrad Schools of Science
Minner will be visiting the Henry C. Conrad Schools of Science where the children will be extracting DNA from Strawberries. Personally I think the school is off to a decent start. They had delays in getting the books, but it appears they are moving along. They aren’t rivaling Wilmington Charter but they are making progress.
This little brown bastard is f’ing it up for the GOP!
If they go debunking the myth that they aren’t all criminals trying to rape our children , eat our women and steal our minimum wage jobs then well, well we may have to treat them like, like, Like people. Damn you pedro, Damn you to hell (or Mexico) bendajo!
Rudy is so done.
In a story that should shake up the GOP field in a major way, the Politico’s Ben Smith nails Rudy for criminally expensing his affairs to the taxpayers of New York City. As New York mayor, Rudy Giuliani billed obscure city agencies for tens of thousands of dollars in security expenses amassed during the time […]
Freaking Canada
Price fixing Chocolate? I’m just glad this kind of crap would never happen in the United States. You see in our brand of democracy companies police themselves! The invisible hand makes sure that competition is never rigged and the consumer fixes the prices!
Some of you may have seen this before
Dear Alcohol, First and foremost, let me tell you that I’m a HUGE fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game and you’re even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we’re stuck in the […]
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