…then the Angel Moroni came down and played lawn darts with him.
Other things Mitt’s Dad did “Figuratively Speaking.”
>Pitched a perfect game in the 1948 world series.
>Resolved the Suez crisis 1949.
>Climbed Mt Everest in 1951 without oxygen.
>Rescued American hostages from Tehran in 1979.
If you’d like (another) President who is willing to lie about everything and anyhting, Mitt is your man.