Pizza Hut’s Ground Breaking New Product
….a pizza that sorta looks and taste like pizza.
Pizza Mia! Pretty innovative. No ranch dressing dipping sauce. No hot buffalo wings stuffed into the crust.
….a pizza that sorta looks and taste like pizza.
Pizza Mia! Pretty innovative. No ranch dressing dipping sauce. No hot buffalo wings stuffed into the crust.
This is about the only thing not yet open in Middletown, right? Wanna go halfsies???
P.S.: Made my first official run for the border last week…mmmmm…
P.P.S.: When you hear of the first heart attack victim at the new Hardees, please think of me.
New Hardees? In Middletown? Please tell me you’re kidding — there goes my New Year’s resolution!
Yup…in Dove Run…right next to Friendly’s. After you clog your arteries with a Monster Burger of some sort, you can wash it down with a Fribble and a Jim Dandy.
Where can I collect my endorsement fees?
We’ve gone from crappy “mom and pop” eateries to crappy chain eateries. Yeah progress!
Hey, don’t you diss the new Taco Bell, bitch! I’ll smack you upside your head with a Chalupa!