Romney “Wins” Frank Luntz Focus Group

Filed in National by on January 7, 2008

…and we all know how scientific those Frank Luntz focus groups are.

Anyway Romney is just kicking ass!! You might not know about it (damn you liberal media!), but Romney “won” in Wyoming and he saved two children from a burning barn. Then he knocked a glass of poisoned wine away from the lips of the Queen of England and befor he went to bed he used mental telepathy to deflected an asteroid that was on a collision course with the Earth.

All true. Read about it at FSP.

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  1. Al Mascitti says:

    What I find amusing is the near-silence at FSP. If Romney had romped in Iowa, as planned, we’d be getting thrice-daily updates on his progress toward his planned romp in New Hampshire. File under mice, men, plans, astray.

  2. liz allen says:

    Romney: Alexander Haig, Henry Kissinger, Cofer Black….yeah he can “change” america, one million at a time!

  3. Dorian Gray says:

    I heard Romney pisses spun silk and shits gold bars. And Obama punched Dave’s grandmother in the face.

  4. donviti says:

    It’s not amusing Al, it’s pathetic