Jimmy Carter puttin the Smack Down!

Filed in National by on January 11, 2008

Sometimes I’m a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so I’m wondering if you can help me get something straight. Maybe you can help me understand one fucking thing right now, America, and explain to me what in the Christ is going on here.

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  1. disbelief says:
    January 11, 2008 at 10:47 am

    You know that’s what’s probably going through his head. Just like the famous “I’ve lusted in my mind” comment to Playboy back in the Disco era.

  2. Dorian Gray says:
    January 11, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Consider the source… the website not the person.

  3. Rebecca says:
    January 11, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    Wow! That was offensive. Sorry, I just love the Carters.

  4. Dogless says:
    January 11, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Seems kinda focused on his dick in somebody’s mouth. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but he makes it sound like an insult.

  5. jason330 says:
    January 11, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    I like the Onion story just to the right:

    Bush Grants Self Permission To Grant More Power To Self

    Impossibleto parody the Bush Admin.

  6. Dana says:
    January 11, 2008 at 3:44 pm

    It’s The Onion — which means it’s probably smarter than Jimmy Carter! 🙂 But, in one way, it expresses exactly what our 39th President thinks: that he was the greatest president in, like, forever, and that we made a huge mistake in kicking him to the curb in 1980, and that if we’d just make it up to him by acclaiming him president again, why he’d fix everything.

  7. Joe Cass says:
    January 11, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    John Kerry could write a very similar letter, if he had any balls.

  8. Dana says:
    January 11, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    I went through the mental agony of reading Mr Carter’s book, Palestine: Peace, not Apartheid, which I reviewed in three parts: Part 1, Part 2, and Conclusion. I was somewhat less than impressed.

  9. Whoever YOU want it to be says:
    January 12, 2008 at 12:19 am

    Jimmy Carter has put more blood, sweat, and tears into America than any of the above postsers (exculding #3).

  10. Dogless says:
    January 12, 2008 at 1:04 pm

    But Bill Clinton has put more semen into America.

  11. jason330 says:
    January 12, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    He shoots, he scores!

  12. Whoever YOU want it to be says:
    January 12, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Clinton’s major f’up:

    Letting the little head do the thinking for the big head.

    Women will confirm he is HOT…at least as Hot as Donviti ;).

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