Breaking News. Brandywine School District Midterm Scandal

Filed in National by on January 15, 2008

I have just been contacted by a pretty reliable source that says the answers to  the district wide Biology Test have been passed around the internet either via email or myspace.  My guess is a combination of the two.  Several students are going to be busted.  Brandywine High School appears to have uncovered it at some point today. 

This is hot people.  I will keep you posted.  Apparently the answers provided would give kids about a 95%.

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  1. Von Cracker says:

    In some states, just answering “Jeebus did it” is always the correct response. So we might have to cheat just to keep up with the national scores. 😉

  2. disbelief says:

    Cheating on the internet. What a shame. Why, back in my day, we had to chisle the answers on a stone slab and sneak it into class under our lion-skin loin cloths after walking to school up-hill both ways in 10 feet of snow with no shoes.

  3. anon says:

    Let me guess – the genius kid posted the answers on his MySpace page.

  4. David says:

    Off with Super Ninento Scanlon’s head!

    Just kidding. Scanlon is doing a fine job.

    BTW, how is cheating in high school news? Just cause is was done on the internet? My goodness, next someone will figure out how to get porn on the internet.

  5. David says:

    @John Feroce — now that’s funny.

  6. John Feroce says:

    Thank you…thank you very much