Delaware Liberal

Hush Money

President Bush plans to lay out the principles behind his preferred stimulus today, although he will not provide details. The leading ideas in the administration are to give rebates of up to $800 to each taxpayer

I’m not gonna lie and say I’m not all about getting $800. I could use a little tuck under the eyes. But I’d also be fibbing a little if I didn’t say that I’d feel like a gomatta that was getting some money to shut up and just go with the flow.

“Shhhhh, honey listen, take this money, go out buy yourself a fur, get something nice for your kid”

Translation, Shhhhh, you peasants are so stupid, we all know you will take this money like beggars being thrown candy at the parade. You will eat it up, assume the economy is fine. You are so dumb that we can bank on the lower class people that don’t know how to save money for shit will no doubt spend the money on cases of beer, a new atv and tires for your pick up. You dumb blacks will go buy a new suit and shoes! You all will assume the economy is fine, we will slide in tax cuts like a college rapist slides it in on a passed out drunk sorority chick. You will never know what we did, but we will go back to our buddies and let them know we just fucked you without knowing it.

Woohooo tax cuts will save the economy! More money for the peasants!

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