Press memes are funny. They are so predicable and inane that you can’t parody them. Check out the last sentence of this lead.
Experts Warn of Stock Market Hysteria
Markets crashed all across Europe Monday, with Germany’s DAX losing 7 percent of its value. But analysts advise against panic — in fact, they say, now might be a good time to pick up some cheap stocks.
Oh Boy!! Hip, hip, hooray!!! It’s go time! Lucky I’m so liquid that I can just jump on all of these bargains.
I have $10.00 right here that says the NJ tells us tomorrow that this is “a good time to pick up some cheap stocks.” Who wants some of that action?