Dear Fuckface,
I told you to stop calling me an a-hole, didn’t I? I’m a United State Senator you ass-wipe. You better respect my ass or you are going to be in a world of hurt.
And I don’t mean you are going to find sugar in your gas tank. You have no idea how much power I have. I will turn your sorry world upside down. Web-sites you’ve visited, people you’ve called, I know it all dude. ALL OF IT. Let that shit sink in for a second. Keep calling me “a-hole” and that knock on your door will be the IRS to turn your “a-hole” into the Lehigh Valley tunnel.
I shit you not.
Tom