Adios “Worst Person in Delaware” Hello “Delaware’s Winners and Losers”

Welcome to a new regular feature called “Delaware’s Winners and Losers of the Week.” Now some people may say that I am just being a pansy and quitting “Worst Person” because it was difficult.

Those people would be right.

I was reading about all kinds of domestic abuse, homicides and horrible behavior. Then I was passing long all kinds of negativity here and I don’t mean to sound like a new age spiritualist – but channeling all that negative energy takes a toll.

It was a bummer, as my cantankerous Uncle Charlie might have said.

So I’m “rebranding” the feature and looking at the good as well as the bad in order to bring my bloggy chakras into balance. So without further ado – let’s take a look at Delaware’s Winners and Losers for the Week of February 4th.

Winners

1) Barack Obama. Duh. That was easy because he kicked ass here in DE – BUT, did you know that the real ass kicking came prior to this week when he attracted people like Chris Lu and Nicole Dursey to his campaign? Chris worked his ass off and is probably 3,000 miles away from here right now working his ass off for Obama. And that Nicole…for get about it. My heart went all a flutter when (in the DL exclusive interview) Nicole said that after New Hampshire they started looking at every state like they were ten points down in the polls. That’s. What. I’m. Talking. About.

2) Liberalgeek. Okay it is icky and incestuous to name one of my homies the winner of the week, but just think about how empty your Friday was without geek’s “Around the Horn.” Also – think about how much he and Donviti rocked the house on Tuesday with the dispatches from the morgue that was Clinton HQ and the Spring Break that was Obama’s. Honestly, when he was putting up those videos in (near) real time I was all…wha..? This blog is the shit!

Losers:

1) Hairless McDowell. Stupid beard. Stupid “stall and kill” hearings. Stupid water carrier for Delmarva power. Now he says that he is holding the “let’s figure out how to kill wind power” hearings because Charlie Copeland and Thurman Adams wanted him too. We are talking LOSER here folks.

2) Bill Belichick. Stupid sweatshirts with the sleeves cut off. Stupid “perfect season.” Meh!

3) Tom Carper. Just because.