Delaware Liberal

Do you feel less safe today?

You do realize that the “Protect America Act” has expired right?  So with a name like that and it has expired that MUST mean we aren’t protected right now.  Honestly, I don’t know how I am able to keep it together right now.  I’m trembling with fear and every man that looks slightly Muslim is going to get a sock right in the mouth if I have my way today.  Hell, pregnant women with down syndrome might as well kiss their asses goodbye!  I’m not taking this sitting down people.  WE AREN’T SAFE RIGHT NOW!  Hell Carper voted to protect the Tele-com industry. 

Hell, Bush said if At&t isn’t protected from being sued by you for spying on you illegally, well this country can’t be protected: 

The Senate bill will provide fair and just liability protection for companies that assisted in the efforts to protect America after the attacks of September the 11th.

Without this protection, without this liability shield, we may not be able to secure the private sector’s cooperation with our intelligence efforts, and that of course would put the American people at risk.

I can’t sleep at night people when the President says things like this:

I can assure you, Al Qaida in their planning isn’t thinking about politics, they’re thinking about hurting the American people again.

I’m picturing OBL all whacked on on opium, cleaning his gun and planning to kill me! Oh fuck! I just crapped myself! oh man…this is really bad. And you assholes are just reading at this, you might even be laughing! Do you realize that he said this on Valentine’s day. Maybe you think it’s ironic, but this guy doesn’t do stuff on accident. This was a warning on a very special day created by a company that was trying to boost it’s profits and come up with a way for men to buy it’s cards.

I’m buying duct tape and plastic and shielding my home as we speak. God damnit! I don’t feel safe.

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oh christ I’m so scared. this is seriois shit, I am strtng to spell like Jason now! Oh God, I see a light coming towards me. Oh shit, the end is near.

Good bye all, this is the end of the United States as we know it! PROTECT AMERICA HAS EXPIRED. We are like a sitting ducks.

I’m killing my wife and kids right now before the terrorists do! That will show them! You can’t kill me fuckers

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