11) Endorsed by my kid’s Babysitter! Go ahead and ask her!
10) No More Seacrets!
9) Pissing off Dave Burris Since 2006!
8 ) ALL My robo-calls are to 911!
7) Gilligan is my Little Buddy
6) Yes! This District IS that Dumb!
5) I need that Fucking Gold License plate back!
4) Democrat? Yeah Sure I’m a Democrat!
3) It aint party until you break something!
2) Now 50% Less Drunk!
AND the NEW number one Atkins slogan….
1) Let’s not forget – I’m the real victim here!