BREAKING: MIKE CASTLE THINKS CHICKEN IS A GOOD IDEA, BUT “WE SHOULD GO FARTHER”
Washington, D.C. — Today Delaware Congressman Mike Castle voted for roasted chicken for dinner. While Rep. Castle had some concerns with what was not included in the final menu, he believes this meal will help take vital steps toward reducing the inevitable hunger that is created by toting large novelty checks up and down the state.
“My wife took a strong step toward securing a healthy, balanced meal,” Rep. Castle said. “Roasted chicken, while not as low in fat as a nice piece of fish, will help save me from having to eat a slice of pie around 11:00 tonight.” Rep. Castle praised his wife’s track record for preparing roasted chicken stating that past chickens prepared by his wife have been, “perfectly adequate for the occasion.”
“I am, however, disappointed that my wife has not thought through a full range of options for the side dishes. Frozen green beans and applesauce is unimaginative and could endanger the success of the entire meal.”
“My wife must not waste time in tackling the issue of side dishes. I support acting immediately to avoid the potentially lack luster dinner that leaves me wondering if my spouse spends her day watching soap operas in spite of her claims to the contrary.”
With regard to tonight’s meal Rep. Castle firmly stated, “Our work has just begun.”
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Ruth Ann is forming an exploratory committee as we speak.
And Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John Carney and Jack Markell sre promising free chicken for everyone for life without any indication of how to pay for it.
And John McCain and the Republicans are planning on stayring in Iraq for 100 years without any indication of how to pay for it.
Funny Jason! Thanks for sharing this.
Actually, Halliburton is shipping chickens into Iraq at the reasonable rate of $300 per chicken. We will put a chicken in every Iraqi pot until the political situation in Iraq improves. We cannot let the hunger win.
Unfortunately, chicken beheadings continue at alarming rates. We may be shipping these chickens for 100 years…
Chickens are being consumed at an alarming rate indeed. If this keeps up we may need to use genetic engineering to turn unwanted zygotes into chickens.
I think all you have to do to turn the zygotes into chickens is tweak the GOP gene.
This is hilarious! McCastle and chicken! Many years ago his take on “chicken” would have a completely different meaning! Great to see his “wife” cooks! Does she cook in the kitchen and the “bedroom”..there is a question!
Amen, Liz!!!!!
Oh, for the good old days….
Soriees at the Fifth Street Gallery where you could see Tyler McConnell (former chair of Wilmingon Trust) rubbing elbows with the wackiest zanies around.
Then off to “Stella’s” for some get down bumpin’ and gridin’, and seeing other ‘community leaders’ 🙂 displaying their ‘after dark’ personas’.
…….somehow Theater N & the Baby Grand don’t do it for the soul.