CASTLE ANNOUNCES $123 GRANT FOR SPRING GARDEN DEVELOPMENT
WILMINGTON, DE –– Delaware Congressman Mike Castle joined in his front yard by Mrs. Mike Castle announced a $123.00 grant for the front garden’s spring revitalization program. This grant of money from his personal checking account, will provide Mrs. Castle with funds to be used over a three week time frame to restore a patch of annuals next to the mailbox and mulch around the ornamental pear tree to the left of the walkway.
The assistance this grant provides will help to create and pleasant first impression for visitors to the Castle home. Rep. Castle says these funds will make a significant contribution to his peace of mind.
“Grants, such as this one, are very competitive, and I am pleased to have chosen my wife as the recipient of these funds. With many uncertainties in our current national economy, it is important that we take proactive steps to create pleasing walkways and flower beds through programs like this. These funds will give my wife the resources she needs to help revitalize this bed.” Rep. Castle said.
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What – Carper wasn’t there?
Ok
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*zing*
I wish I had thought of that.
Satire is the best part of politics.
Now this is hilarious snark. You’ve been reading too many Castle press releases Jason, you’ve got the style and tone down pat. Hee Hee!
You just need to name the time and place of the photop where the grateful awardee will receive her oversized printed check ……
Rebecca,
I’m working on these breaking stories:
CASTLE MAKES FRIENDS WITH DOG IN ROCKFORD PARK
and
CASTLE PRAISES SOURDOUGH BREAD
Cassandra,
You’ve given me an idea. I think we could use a photoshop intern this summer.
Think how much easier this would be if the Democrats actually ran one of their golden boys against him. Maybe