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HOLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! THEY DID IT! THEY F'ING DID IT! THEY FOUND THEM!  THEY FINALLY FOUND THEM!!!!!! HOLY SHIT! THEY FOUND THE WMD'S PEOPLE..... HILLARY WAS RIGHT! WOOOHOOOOOOOOO THIS WAR ISN'T…

Serious question here…

Does anyone actually pull their schlong through that hole in your underwear?  (assuming you wear some style of briefs) Or do you just pull the wasteband down?  I'm thinking I'd…