GOP fundraising emails defy parody.
The mission of every Republican must be to keep the White House and retake the U.S. House and Senate. We must elect a new Republican president in order to defend America and extend our nation’s prosperity.
A Democrat victory in November would turn back the clock on all that we have accomplished to strengthen our national security, grow our economy and improve our schools.
[Reader shakes head & rubs eyes]
Jason, our Party must win the 2008 elections to ensure the continued prosperity and security of our nation. I urge you to give as generously as you can.
Sincerely,
George W. Bush