I’m not saying, but I’m just saying…

Filed in National by on March 17, 2008

High-priced prostitution unlikely in Del.

That this isn’t true. I do quite well and this blog thing has sky rocketed my demand! Woohoo

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  1. disbelief says:
    March 17, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    True story: during the Viet Nam war the Dover police chief was asked for the reason of his success in discouraging prostitution. He replied, “Because of the Air Base wives.”

    The sound of ruffled feathers was deafening.

  2. cassandra m says:
    March 17, 2008 at 12:32 pm

    Wow.

    I never would have guessed you were a high-priced call girl, DV.

  3. FSP says:
    March 17, 2008 at 12:35 pm

    “I never would have guessed you were a high-priced call girl, DV.”

    He’s certainly not going to make it on his intellect.

  4. Von Cracker says:
    March 17, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    Hey! If a man can use his ‘back’ to make money, why can’t DV?

  5. donviti says:
    March 17, 2008 at 12:56 pm

    i use my bone not my back

  6. disbelief says:
    March 17, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    Do you have a “Customer comes first” motto?

  7. Joe M says:
    March 17, 2008 at 1:51 pm

    “this blog thing has sky rocketed my demand!”

    What does the blog have to do with you wanting more hookers?

  8. donviti says:
    March 17, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    Dis,

    Customer or not it will ALWAYS be my motto

  9. nemski says:
    March 17, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    I remember when I first met Donviti . . .

    I had flown into town to finalize a deal on a company I was purchasing. I was a bit lonely and found DV standing on the corner in Trolley Square. At the time, he called himself Bruce, but I’ll call him DV for consistency’s sake.

    I was a high roller back in the day and DV was just what I was looking for. Of course, he was a bit uncultured, but you knew that there was a Prince just busting to come out.

    Well after a night of wining and dining DV (I am a gentlemen after all), he finally allowed me to have my way with him and, I tell you, I was smitten. So smitten, that the next day I asked DV if he’d mind staying the whole week.

    What a glorious week it was. I bought my company which I later resold in many parts for a lot of money and my time with DV was a precious one. Though I had to leave town, DV never really left me. There is always a small part of my heart that belongs to him.

  10. G Rex says:
    March 17, 2008 at 2:54 pm

    It’s a supply and demand issue – there’s no scarcity of slutty Jersey Girls (in Newark anyway) who will show you a good time for the cost of a few drinks at Klondike Kate’s, so there’s no market demand for anyone charging 3 grand for it. Hey, here’s an amazing capitalistic idea: t-shirts with whore diamonds on them! Naturally, no self-respecting Jersey Girl will purchase one with less than 5 diamonds, and you could charge more for 6 or 7.

  11. donviti says:
    March 17, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Nemski had me at hello

  12. liz allen says:
    March 17, 2008 at 5:03 pm

    I hear that downstate they have a lot of “swinger groups”…why pay when you can get the cow for free!

    I am sure Delaware is not without its high flying hookers either….after all this is the corporate state and we have a lot of “transients”.

  13. disbelief says:
    March 17, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    Downstate swinger groups? Liz, have you seen the movie Deliverance? You don’t wanna’ be swung like they swang down here.

  14. Joe Cass says:
    March 17, 2008 at 8:59 pm

    What’s the definition of high priced in Delaware? Nascar tickets?

  15. Joe Cass says:
    March 17, 2008 at 9:02 pm

    And check the G Rex with the pulse of the party. Hold steady, playa.

  16. liz allen says:
    March 17, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    highpriced…over $100.. with inflation under Bush….$50.

  17. Brian says:
    March 17, 2008 at 10:48 pm

    http://delawarelibertarian.blogspot.com/2008/03/at-leeast-there-is-something-we-do-not.html

  18. Brian says:
    March 17, 2008 at 10:54 pm

    G-rex- you rock. Get it on horn dog….Jersey girls….woo-hoo…like anyone else needs scabies.

    DonV you suck. I mean er, um, I know that for a fact…I am blushing now.

  19. Duffy says:
    March 18, 2008 at 11:36 am

    DV: Make sure your clients wear condoms or you’ll have to change your initials to VD.

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