Good PA goalposting diary
The gist?
Hillary says if Obama does not win in PA it is a big loss for him.
Well now that is a big change. And then there is this…
However, New Jersey Governor John Corzine, a Hillary superdelegate and surrogate, has just gone out of his way to contradict the Hillary campaign, stating unequivocably that Hillary must win Pennsylvania big in order to credibly stay in the race:
New Jersey Governor Jon Corzine, a backer of Hillary Clinton’s presidential bid, said the race for the Democratic nomination may be over if she fails to win big in Pennsylvania’s April 22 primary.
Hey now! Clinton campaign surrogates simple don’t go off message like that. Do they?
I read this today on Huffpost. I think this nails it on the head and is the source of Obama supporters frustration.
Let’s see… Small states don’t count. Red states don’t count (except for Texas). Caucus states don’t count. New Mexico was a sweeping victory. Latte-Liberal states don’t count, unless they voted for her. States where Obama spent money on TV ads don’t count. States she woulda won, if she’d tried harder, don’t count. States with black people don’t count. States that Bill Clinton didn’t win don’t count. States where women have never been governors don’t count. Michigan and Florida count. Twice. In Michigan, “Undecided” doesn’t count for Obama. Caucus estimates don’t count for the popular vote. Superdelegates count as a billion votes each.
Pandora, you are my hero.
Clinton campaign surrogates simple don’t go off message like that. Do they?
No, they (Corzine) just go off the turnpike.
*rimshot*
When they investigated the accident scene, did they ever find his clue? (crickets chirping)…OK, because he’s clueless?
*rimshot*
(crickets)
Somebody, save me. Bring Foraker in here, pronto!
“Mr. Corzine…You’re a pain in the butt…”
“Mr. Corzine…You’re a pain in the butt…”
Alex: RSmitty, you buzzed in first, go…
Me: “Um, what is a Jim McGreevey quotable?”
Man, New Jersey governors are such a fun topic!
I’ll take “the penis mightier for $200.
Came across this during one of my internet journeys….
http://youtube.com/watch?v=etmHaeaNsCw
Easily my favorite skits from that era. Freaking hilarious! Thanks for the trip!
“That’s ‘S-Words”
“But I wanted a sword…”