Breaking: Mike Castle To Chair “Incontinent Old Men For McCain Committee”
ARLINGTON, VA – U.S. Senator John McCain’s campaign committee today announced that Delaware Congressman Michael Castle will serve as chairman of Senator McCain’s Incontinent Old Men for McCain Committee.As chairman, Congressman Castle will provide guidance and leadership to Senator McCain’s campaign on issues related to old men and incontinence.
“At a time when our country is facing significant challenges across the globe, it is imperative that our nation is led by a tested, experienced, and principled leader, who understands the needs of the incontinent” said Congressman Castle “Senator John McCain is that leader and I am honored to serve as Chairman of this committee.”
When asked how he would juggle the demands of the Presidential race with his work in the US House Castle replied, “Depends.”
And “150 is is the new 130”? And so it goes, and so easily. Best said here:
http://www.latimes.com/news/opinion/la-oe-stein4apr04,0,5974152.column
“John McCain would remember where he put it if you would just shut up.”
That was a good one.