8 ) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they think the phonograph is the work of the devil.
7) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they took turns driving Ms. Daisy.
6) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they both try to be the first to yell “steam shovel!” when they see a backhoe.
5) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they remember what the best thing was befor sliced bread.
4) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, when they were in history class they talked about the prior week.
3) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, their social security numbers are 9 and 14
2) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, they watch PBS.
1) Mike Castle and John McCain are so old, the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to an apartment they shared in Philly.