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Breaking News! Inside document from Bank of America

It’s the old, if you add health, dental, day care, water, air, free spoons in the cafe, toilet paper and electricity to your salary, you’d really be making this much memo!  Woohooo, Wells Fargo already does this, I guess Bank of America finally got on board with the, “be fucking happy we do this for you maggots” meme. 

Global Benefits
Want to see the total value you receive as a Bank of America associate?
April 16, 2008
To: All managers and associates
From: Global Benefits
 
Visit My Compensation and Benefits to get a complete and accurate picture of the total value you receive by working at Bank of America, including cash incentives, health insurance, retirement savings – even Work/Life and other benefits. My Compensation and Benefits, accessible via NetBenefits, shows you what the company has contributed on your behalf. And now it features year-end data as of Dec. 31, 2007.U.S. Trust teammates will be able to view their data in the resource later this year and LaSalle teammates will be able to view their data in 2009.Because it’s on NetBenefits, you can access My Compensation and Benefits from your home or office, whenever it’s convenient. What’s more, you can use the links on the resource’s pages to conduct numerous transactions – such as changing retirement plan contributions – without entering another password. Once you log in to NetBenefits with your Customer ID and PIN, you’re all set to experience the power of My Compensation and Benefits.To access My Compensation and Benefits, go to www.wewantyoutoappreciateus.com, log in and choose the quick link on the site’s home page.

It is so awesome really.  It’s the companies way of saying, sure your SALARY may be small, but when you look at all the wonderful things we pay for, in all honesty you reallllly make this much. 

I wonder what the CEO’s pay would really be after they factor in the private jet, security for multiple homes, free meals…that’d be cool to see. 

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