The McCain/Clinton Panderific Economic Stimulus Package

Filed in National by on May 5, 2008

1) Gas tax holiday !

2) Beer tax Holiday !

3) Bomb Iran (trust us it will help the economy) !

4) Buy 2 Dunkin Donuts Iced Coffees and get a third for free!

5) State quarter program extended to the nation’s 3,143 counties!

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  1. Dana says:
    May 6, 2008 at 8:48 am

    It is rather humorous that the three presidential candidates are trashing each other and fighting over a policy which would be past and done with before any of them could ever become president.

  2. X Stryker says:
    May 6, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    The New Castle County quarter could have a state quarter on it, to represent Mike Castle. Or maybe a county quarter (displaying a tinier county quarter). Turtles all the way down!

  3. Johnny Longtorso says:
    May 12, 2008 at 10:46 am

    The Onion beat you to it on #5:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/31003

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