I’ll admit, I didn’t read the entire post by David Anderson I could sit here all day and marvel at the insanity of the stupid comments line after line… So what I have done is made a nice numbering system that will just pull out the lovely nuggets of imbecilism that we have come to know from FSP.
1. 4 people count more than millions of voters and thousands of years of human wisdom.
Oh were to begin with that one…I’ll pass though there are better nuggets.
2. Word is out that the California Supreme Court has found that it is discriminatory to give civil unions to same sex couples and recognize marriage of only mixed sex couples. That is like saying it is discriminatory to require an insurance agent to know about insurance and a lawyer to know about law.
I had to go an entire space to find this one. I’m one for analogies. I love them, it helps retarded people understand your point. Analogies don’t work though, when retarded people try to sound smart.
3. Forgive me for having to go back to basics.
I have to admit, this isn’t a really dumb statement on it’s own, but if you read the above statements then you know it is leading to a nice thought. I’m sure what will follow is going to be a Thomas Paine moment of “Common Sense”
4. Nature says a man and a woman fit together in a unique way.
what does nature say about this?
Hey that’s great, but, um where in the constitution does any of this become relevant?
5. Yet around the world, it is clear that marriage is between a man and a woman. It is not a confusing proposition. It is not open for judicial guessing.
So, read this one and go back to #4, I sort of picture frogs lining up on thousands of lilly pads and some king toad is marrying them all. In another part of the forest, the Tulips are trying to marry the Marigolds and some dandelion judge is saying, sorry, that isn’t natural.
It’s comical up to this point, we’ve gone from Radical judges going agains the public to an arguement any Supreme Court would love. It’s natural, God say’s so. I rest my case your honor.
6. The fact that an institution exists in a basic form throughout written history in thousands of different cultures is not a reason to keep it, but evidence of the need to change it according to these people.
I shouldn’t go here, but I will, ummmmmmm Slavery was a basic institution for oh several thousand years too, was it not? Oh wait, that’s different, I forgot slavery isn’t normal in nature, or is it? Um yes, actually there are insects that use other insects as slaves. I digress though, I’d hate to inflame a post and get it wildly off track 🙂
7. I reject the premise and the goals of the secular progressive left
You’d reject air if Hannity told you it was liberal. oh and WTF is a Secular Progressive left? I’ll wait for your definition
8. I proudly stand for tradition, the Bible, and the collective experience of billions of people over the nonsense of a radical elite. I call for a return of a common sense conservatism over a loony liberalism.
As I told my Father, next time you go to court for murder, robbery, beating your wife, just Bring the bible and tell the judge, it’s ok Judgey (insert Curly Fine voice) It’s in the bible, it says it’s ok. Oh, Ok, your free to go David. Can I have that Bible, I think I will rule using that from now on.
9. In the few countries which have tried this brave new world, marriage rates are already declining. The stability of the family has worsen.
worsen? I’ll chalk that up as a misspell. I’m bad at it too, not as bad as Jason, but… Marriage rates are declining b/c of da gays? I blame it on making women equal to men! If those bitches new their place…according to the Bible of course.
10. We already see the wreckage caused by a society based upon single parenthood.
I have an idea to get rid of a few million unwanted babies….
11. If even the tradition of marriage is not sacred, then all others are weakened. A society without tradition is no society at all. It is just a collection of people who happen to live at the same time.
I’m wondering if David would be fine with marriage just being like some ceremony that the government shouldn’t have any say in…Oh wait, they do. It’s the legal aspect that he has a problem with? I’m lost at this point, but common sense escapes me as a secular progressive liberal I guess.
12. As you can see, the attack on marriage is a threat to civilization.
LMAO, yes, because you have laid out your brilliant thesis above LMAO
Potential threats to civilization
- Nuclear War
- Ozone Eroding/Global Warming
- Lack of Clean Water
- No more Oil
- Incurable Disease that sweeps across the world like influenza has in the past
10,000,000,000. Marriage to da gays
13. Marriage and family are basic building blocks of civilization add in civil government, organized religion, and economic exchange (business) then you have a strong society.
I’m still laughing…Marriage is the building block of government? WOW, give an idiot a computer and they think they are James Madison or Jefferson. I wonder if Ceasar would agree with that
14. My critics are going to say that I am claiming gay people are destroying civilization.
No we will say your an idiot. You are an idiot. See, you were wrong there too.
14. I don’t have a problem with gays. I have a problem with those who wish to use gays to advance their radical agenda.
I love black people, I have a few friends. I don’t not like them. I hope they will be able to get along in society the way I think they should.
16. It is time for a constitutional amendment to define marriage as between a man and a woman.
My head is spinning at this point. Based on that arguement it is time to find you, lock you up and take away your computer so you don’t bend your brain into a knot and cause a seizure.
17. The people have spoken time and time again.
I spoke, where’s my voice?
18. This issue will be one of my top 3 casting my vote this year because not much else has as much impact on the future my children will inherit.
Good continue to worry about things that are important. Don’t forget to vote for people that want to ban alcohol sales on sunday, don’t want gambling, and say the world is flat.
Ladies and Gentleman, the 28% that think Bush is doing a good job, the economy is fine and Iraq has WMD’s hiding in Syria