Dave Burris Can Kiss My Ass… Part II

Filed in National by on May 19, 2008

He is up to something.

His cover story…does not pass the smirk test.

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  1. Pandora says:

    I really am confused. It sounds like Dave has quit before. Is he like Kilroy, or is this for real?

  2. Joe M says:

    He’s quit at least as many times as Jason has 🙂

  3. jason330 says:

    Well put Joe.

    Blogging gets in your blood. I could no more quit than I could quit breathing. I think Dave is cut from the same cloth.

  4. El Somnambulo says:

    El Somnambulo considers Dave Burrito to be the ‘Gary Linarducci of Bloggers’.

  5. Pandora says:

    Gary Linarducci? LOL! There is one difference… Dave left on his own while Gary was shown to the door.

  6. Sagacious Steve says:

    Yes. But they’ll both be back.

  7. cassandra m says:

    Dave is probably building a deck at Jason’s house this summer.

    Or he is getting off line to focus on helping Bill Lee’s loss not be a total embarrassment.

  8. anon says:

    Speaking of embarrassment, Lee probably demanded Dave drop the blog as a condition of accepting the nomination…

    I kid…

    Maybe…

  9. R Smitty says:

    cassandra – no. C’mon. I am the one who helps Jason with his deck…and his hiatus…and dealing with Frightland…and telling him how to correctly mail books to a prize recipient…and so on. I reside in his freaking nightmares! His house, too. In the basement somewhere…or the attic. Doobie-doobie-doo….

  10. Tyler Nixon says:

    Yeah he’s up to something alright. Removing a large blogosphere bullseye someone keeps taping to his arse.

    Really I just can’t imagine why he would willingly give all this up…ya know, the drive-by tag team truth squads and roving rulemakers, the total dissection of your every word and your every move – even the ones in real life…. the sweet cacophony of faceless, colorless, odorless, merciless trolls…. the constant gunning for you to GIT YOUR COMEUPPANCE sonny boy!! And above all the inviolable love, loyalty, friendship, dignity and personal respect you find running rampant all over the Delaware Blogosphere’s alleys and recesses.

    Dave. Pal-ee. What are you thinking?

  11. RickJ19958 says:

    Tyler,

    I’m ashamed to admit it, but I’m not odorless.

  12. jason330 says:

    Dave knows that the title of this post is a kind of tribute.

    And I think we all know that he still be invloved

  13. Joe M says:

    In all seriousness, Tyler nailed it.

    It is my opinion that Dave takes more shit than he deserves, some of it far more bewilderingly vicious than is even in the same country as good taste. I’m sure if I were in that position, I would seriously consider the same choice.

    From that perspective, Dave did the right thing, and it is my hope that certain people will leave the guy alone, or at least scale it back to human, rather than rabid jackass.

  14. RSmitty says:

    Forget it, Joe. Big Brother won’t allow it.

  15. Joe Cass says:

    Jackass here! Dave will be too busy with the FBI hunting down the camera phones in Delaware.

  16. Joe M says:

    “Forget it, Joe. Big Brother won’t allow it.”

    bingo

  17. Speaking of embarrassment, Lee probably demanded Dave drop the blog as a condition of accepting the nomination…

    I kid…

    Maybe…

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    this is interesting..