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So who needs Political Consultants? The funny blog, The Aristocrats, has provided the exhaustive list of strategies republicans use to respond to issues, crises and just plain uncomfortable moments.
Some of these items are not exactly family-oriented, but here’s a few exerpts:
create intricate web of lies about it
blindly support nutjob president
add three levels of corruption to it
use it to help with Constitution shredding
deregulate the piss outta it
capitalize it collateralize it securitize it and sell it to the world
it’s rapturific
Go read it and get your Pundit Hat on. And add more to the comments below. It’s the definitive roadmap to the repubs convention.