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Tom Carper Really Is A Mafia-esque Killer

A funny thing happened at a cocktail party I recently attended. Someone came to me and said, “You know those posts you do where you make Tom Carper out to be a cold blooded killer?”

First of all I was flattered that an anon DelawareLiberal reader knew me, then I said, “Yes.” (Because I like writing in the voice of Carper as a kind of political sociopath because is runs contrary to his public image.)

“Well” said this person, “They are very close to the truth. Carper would take you head off without thinking about it. He is a stone cold killer.”

“Then I guess I should ix-nay on the okes-jay.” I said.

“Yes.” he/she said gravely. “You should be very careful.”

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