Vote Jason330 For Congress (2018)

Filed in National by on June 24, 2008

By 2018 I may have enough in my 401k to blow it all on a John Corzine-type-self-funded, but probably  quixotic attempt to remove a 82 year old Mike Castle from Congress.

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. RSmitty says:

    If you can guarantee me a nicely-funded, gov’t pension job once you are elected, I will be glad to sell my soul and be your campaign manager. I come with experience, you know.

  2. jason330 says:

    Done and done.

  3. G Rex says:

    Can I be your driver? I’ve always wanted to get an Escalade up to 100 mph.

  4. jason330 says:

    Grex, you are in.

    (who would have thought that running for office would be this easy? I’m 50% staffed up. I’ll I need now is a masseuse and a Lickspittle.)

  5. liberalgeek says:

    Jason, you do know how the 100MPH Escalade turned out for Corzine, no?

  6. RAY K> says:

    We will no doubt be part of china by then so brush up on your manderin.

  7. jason330 says:

    Lightning never strikes the same place twice.

  8. RSmitty says:

    Hey…don’t forget, I also have Lickspittle in my resume!!!

  9. David says:

    Shit…see all I had to do was ask. How much money do you need…got the checkbook open.

  10. El Somnambulo says:

    El Somnambulo says: Any hombre who has been photographed barechested in a manner such as to cause embarassment to him and gag reflex in others is unlikely to attain higher office.

    Cult status, maybe. Higher office, no.

  11. El Somnambulo says:

    Very small cult.

  12. jason330 says:

    Sleepy,

    Maybe I should set my sites on the office of Governor of California?

  13. El Somnambulo says:

    El Somnambulo says, “You have a body that just screams ‘Mayor of Scranton’ to the Beast Who Slumbers.”

  14. Shirley says:

    Hahaha ! This is great ! I’ll probably have changed my party registration at least twice by 2018, so maybe by then I’ll be a Democrat. I’ll be watching your campaign closely !

  15. Joanne Christian says:

    And I will be the crossover voter for you, because of your early commitment to open government and death of the desk drawer veto right here locally…that yes…you should go to D.C…count me in to hostess one of your fund raising pizza parties—but not until 2018!!!

  16. RickJ19958 says:

    Won’t he be in the Senate by then?

  17. Brian says:

    I vote for you Jason pics or no….

  18. liberalgeek says:

    Sorry Jason, I’ve been eyeing the same prize that year. I’m gonna have to primary you. I know you feel you have earned the position, but in 2018, we need real change.

  19. Pandora says:

    Oh no! Is this conversation going down the path of Delaware’s Hottest Blogger?

  20. Ryan Mc. says:

    Jason/Hube match up in ’18. At least we’d get some entertainment out of it…

  21. if you need eye candy to stand behind you on the stage…you know who to contact

  22. Von Cracker says:

    My illegal servants are willing to donate.

    I’d pitch in a little too.